Monday, September 28, 2009

5 Reasons Why Kicking Cancer will be easier than Kicking for Michigan

#5
People kicking cancer get to join a "battle", "fight" their disease and become "warriors".
Kickers are the ones who you hope you will never have to rely on and who bring up the team GPA.

#4
People kicking cancer shave their heads.
Kickers at Michigan get their heads shaved against their will.

#3
People kicking cancer must do urine collection in a plastic jug.
On the sidelines of the Purdue game I had to use... never mind. Too many details for 99% of our readers.

#2
People kicking cancer often have to take steroids.
Kickers at Michigan only get access to chicken steroids.

#1
People kicking cancer have fans show up to support them from everywhere.
(Some) kickers at Michigan get boo-ed at the Big House in front of a home crowd. (Yes, this happened at least once to me...and I am sure there are a few folks who still throw up on impulse when they see the #34 or hear the the name Brabbs.)

2 comments:

Baj Family said...

I love this post! And I too have used a sideline/bullpen "device" to relieve myself. Fun times!

Jennifer said...

http://www.cancer.iu.edu/m4m/

This is what my husband's doctor does for money for multiple myeloma research. They didn't have a website before. I thought you would like to see what can be done with a short run/bike ride:)