Saturday, November 28, 2009

It's about more than just Kicking Cancer...

...like women giving me free shoulder and neck massages at the UMHS Infusion Center and the fact that the warts on my right foot, which have been family for seven years, are almost gone!

Just think, you too could get babes all over you, remove all your blemishes and lose 20 lbs in 12 days with R.V.D.D. (i.e. my chemo drugs)!

Coming to a CVS Pharmacy near you...

3 comments:

EJ & Roo said...

hilarious!

tim's wife said...

Lets hear it for the perks!!! After Tim was on all those prophelactic antibiotics, anti-virals, anti-fungals and chemo,
his awful "morning breath" disappeared!!!! It was a miracle!
Maybe I should let the Listerine company in on that secret. ;o)

Cassie said...

The wart phenomenon is astounding, I must say. I hadn't thought to attribute it to the anti-viral/anti-fungal meds but that makes sense.

I'm glad we're at the point where Phil can enjoy the infusion center "perks", like free candy and massages from babes. =)